Good idea...BAD idea..
The following is the end result of being a submissive for more years than I want to think about. These are taken pretty much from real life, sad to say--little life lessons and gems of wisdom for the newbie sub:
Good Idea: When ordered to, wear the damn butt plug.
BAD Idea: When wearing one, taking Mistress to the new go-kart track that opened just down the road. Bumps. Many, MANY bumps....
BAD Idea: Attempt to grab Mistress's private parts and declare a socialist revolution by shouting "The workers shall control the means of reproduction!"
BAD Idea: Declare that being forced to listen to the soundtrack to 'Saturday Night Fever' is against the Geneva Convention and must be appealed to Amnesty International.
BAD Idea: Roll your eyes, mutter "The devil is in me!" and attempt to dunk Mistress.
BAD Idea: Attempt to use Mistress's drink as a means of disposing of the dreaded ice dildoes in the freezer.
BAD Idea: Start singing spirituals, banging a cup against the bars of the dungeon cage, and demanding to see one's lawyer.
BAD Idea: Prepare Mistress's meals as if you were the Swedish Chef. Bork bork bork!
BAD idea: Reenact the death scene in "Braveheart" and scream "FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" while being flogged.
BAD idea: "Ehhhh....what's up Doc?"
BAD Idea: Dropping down, and extending an arm up pointing overhead, and saying 'Look Boss.. da plane, da plane!' in a bad mexican accent
BAD idea: Mentioning rather gleefully the few times she's wrong.
BAD idea: Drive 20 miles out of the way waiting for that magical turn or sideroad that will put you where you want to be that you just KNOW has to be there, because turning around will be admitting defeat.
(yes that one applies to all men, really, vanilla or otherwise. Just that the consequences are more *severe* with a Mistress!)
Good Idea: Serenading Mistress can be a sweet and romantic surprise.
BAD Idea: Doing it with William Shatner's voice.
BAD Idea: Growl and grumble and beat chest going "Me Neanderthal Man!" , refusing to serve one bit until that 4th cup of coffee kicks in.
Good/Bad Idea: Having a devil in you will at least make things more interesting for you and your Mistress. :=)
This has been a Too Much Caffeine It Was A Funny Idea At The Time